SUNDAY, Jan 6, 2022.
WAIT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE DATES!?
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Can you believe it? Delta Rune's been out for a year now!
Amazing!
I am so happy with this information.
Did you see the part where Susie and Noelle had sex while Lucifer beat the shit out of the Angel?
Yeah! That was the best part! I replayed it so many times to get it!
Honestly, I prefer the part where Noelle freezes the Angel, the SnowGrave route is so cool! I love murder.
God! Eleanor is a GENIUS!!!!!!!! Oh and Eileen too, but I don't like her very much
Why would anyone hate this brilliant game!?
And Asriel has a giant booty!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE HAS A GIANT BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THERE'S THAT DUKE OF WELLINGTONIA OR WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS, I FORGOT.
I loved Chapter 1's secret boss, he was very funny!
me too, but tbh, I prefered Chapter 4's main boss, very dark and interesting commentary about how Catholics are actually Jews who are actually Zoroastrians who are actually Prostate examinors.
Has anyone realized this game is a commentary on CAPITALISM and...RACISM!?!?!?!? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't be a bellend! This game's actually about how non-binary people rule the world! YEAH!!!!!!
YEAH, I WANT A LUCIFER PLUSHIE NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noelle plushie for..."special reasons".
I'd love to get a Susie-shaped dildo!
Dude, the Paul Stanley cameo in Chapter 6 was so cool!
I absolutely loved when Berdly froze to death and then came back in Chapter 5!
Too bad he dies in the SnowGrave route again! I hated that, that route was so WEIRD!
He's like Jesus!
I love Jesus!!!
Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D This game is so silly lol lmao XD XD XD :D
This Eleanor lady is simply a genius, my cock's off to her, I mean my hat.
This is truly the greatest video game ever made, fuck Mother 2, fuck DOOM and fuck Final Fantasy 7!
Did you guys even find the secret boss in Chapter 3? They're so...sexy.
Dude, the main bosses are sexier.
SEXY!? I love sex! sex sex sex!
Amazing! My favorite part was Chapter 7 when Susie berates Lucifer for not collecting enough shadow crystals.
THAT'S IN THERE!? I liked the part with the Cat Goth girl who's fat! She's fat!
I WILL NOT TOLERATE CATTI SLANDER IN THIS FORUM!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!
I liked the part where Noelle did a striptease.
THAT WAS IN THE GAME!?
No.
Oh.
Did you see the part in Chapter Noel where the silly dog falls on his ass and eats Noelle's face, yeh?
WHAT!? STOP SPOILING IT!!!!!!!
I can't believe Mayor Holiday was a slut for her own dad!
INCEST!? NO!!!!! STOP SPOILING IT!
Eleanor, I remember you're actually...ELEANOR!
There was that part where Susie lost her leg and kept screaming my leg! That was a clever reference!
Dude, imagine if this game didn't have Eddie Vedder! It would fucking suck. I love Eddie Vedder. I'd give my left boob for Eddie Vedder.
I loved the part where Gerson and Alvin merged into the Angel's anus and then everything came together all at once.
WOW!
TuToriel sucked though, I hate that she hates Jews.
What!? She hates Jews!?
No, but I said she does, so you'll believe me.
YOU CHILD OF A WHORE
How can anyone like this, there's not enough Asra!
Asra sucks, Asriel's the only reason anyone likes that guy.
Asriel's a dumb slut who likes KISS!
Theory: Lucifer is actually a GUY because I said so.
Theory: Delta Rune is about how you need to get a fucking life.
Theory: Peter Criss is actually the REAL creator of Delta Rune
Theory: Toy Story, Life of Brian and Prince of Persia, find out what it has to with Chapter 3 in this video!!!!!!!!!
Fan discussion about how Chapter 4 is way too anti-christian despite being made by a christian!!!!!
FAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE REINDEER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goats. Goats. Goats.
HEY! CHECK OUT MY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYONE'S A DICK!
Check out my fan-game where Lucifer is now a fucking Froggit!
Check out my ass! No, not my ass! I meant the AU known as "My Ass"!
CHECK OUT MY FAN SONGS!!!!!!!!! SO MANY FAN SONGS!!!!!!!!!!
OH NOELLE MY BELOVED, I DREAM OF YOU EVERY DAY.
I like Lucifer though.
Berdly? He was given to fly, I say!
The music is simply superb, I like the part where it goes "Doo da doo, da doo, da doo." Or whatever.
Really? I prefer the part that goes "nana nanana nananananananana, nananananananananana".
I liked the part with the accordion!
THERE IS NO PART WITH AN ACCORDION!
Ok, but can we please show some love for Suselle? :3
Nah, I prefer Lucifer x Asriel >:3 Its YAOI!!!!!!!
It's not YAOI! LUCIFER is NOT a guy, you absolute cretin!
Oh fuck off you! You are why this community sucks! Stupid Trans lover!
Guys, is there any actual real separation between us and Lucifer!?
This game is too progressive for me, I miss the old RPGs like Ultima and Wizardry where you could rape people. That was good.
Kenny Dalglish being in a video game was not on my 2021 wishlist but now it is on EVERY wishlist! I loved his cameo in Chapter 4! Fantastic comic relief!
...that was Jockington. Also what cameo? He has a very major role.
Jockington is Kenny Dalglish?????????????????
No. Just no. You need severe help, my child.
I HATE PORN OF THIS GAME! PORN IS BAD! WHY DOES PORN EXIST!? I HATE PORN! ALSO FUCK PORN!
I want to fuck Noelle like a total animal.
SAME!
Asriel too!
The main boss of Chapter 2 is really funny but the secret boss is even funnier!
I heard they're quite a laugh, yes. A very good satire of the state of the Internet in 1997. Pffft what a far off year that is.
The Knight was such a unique twist! I will spoil it, the knight is actually yo-
THE ROARING KNIGHT!? NOT IN MY HOUSE! I HATE THEM! THEY SUCK! BIG MAJOR COCK!
Chapter 7 was great...
But the ending is so sad!
Yeah, it sucks.
I hate the ending!
:( Bad ending.
D: I hate the ending! XD :(
At least we got to see Noelle's BOOBS!!!!!!
Wait, wait, is Noelle transgender?
Is Dess transgender???
Are WE transgender???????????
I love the part where Eleanor added in a little nod to us.
She clearly loves us a lot.
Oh yes! I love Eleanor too. She's the best creator ever.
Yeah, yeah!
I liked the part that went "bow now now now now now now"
Well, I liked the part that went (INSERT FOUR NOTES THAT ARE IN EVERY SONG IN THE GAME AND EVERYONE GOES CRAZY OVER THEM BECAUSE IM A FUCKING GENIUS I GUESS!!!!!!! XD :D)
I LOVE YOU ELEANOR HAVE MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!!
I LIKED THE CHARACTER WHO ONLY TALKED IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!
i liked the character who talked in lowercase. super chill :3
I liked the one who spoke in Ancient Egyptian. Or was it Ancient Hebrew? I forgot.
The Knight reveal sucked! I wanted it to be Lucifer!
OH SHUT YER TRAP!
Check out this funny meme!
OH FUCK YOU! THAT MEME IS SO OVERUSED!
Let's have a stupid discussion we had for billions of years now!
Yeah! About how Berdly actually RESPECTS women!
Or about how Rudy should've been an actual character instead of being Asra's BOTTOM BITCH!
What if Eleanor died of AIDS when making this?
What if this game never came out?
What if this game was made by my dad?
What if, you shut your mouth.
I will!
Ok then, good for you!
Shut up!
I hate you! You don't like the other game!
There's another game????
Yeah. The Underground one!
What?
Nevermind.
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One Delta Rune, Seven Chapters and One Ending and Two Routes too.
One big round N.B.
Two lesbians that are quite friendly.
One big roaring, and three heroes.
And six days and seven nights!
One Roaring Knight with a totally realistic plan!
Four parents who fuck each other right in the ass!
A day of silly laughs, a night of misery.
Confidence is for the meek, 30 days of liberty.
Eleanor's on the keys and Eileen's on the dees.
And every Delta Rune fan has an IQ lower than eels.
And one is our Angel, yes, our Angel, yes, OUR ANGEL! They who rule the Heavens and the Earth!
One ancient prophecy, two lesbians with no sea.
The former is full of happiness, the latter is full of misery.
A very rough childhood, decades of ineptitude.
And they who want Freedom, here have it, dude!
5 secret bosses! A division full of bread!
And one Knight who's playing backgammon!
And one is our Angel, yes, our Angel, yes, OUR ANGEL! They who rule the Heavens and the Earth!
Three heroes, tired of fighting, they eat toast.
And Eleanor laughs with Susie too.
Three prisoners of God have been freed!
But one of them will stay until the sixth month indeed.
A day for the children, a day for the sunflower and a day for the mentally ill.
But the story won't end here, you silly Bill!
And one is our Angel, yes, our Angel, yes, OUR ANGEL! They who rule the Heavens and the Earth!
One Delta Rune, Seven Chapters...
And one ending, and one teardrop of misery and a bit of...SNOW!
And now, brought to you by THE CREATOR OF MAID MONDAY!!!!!!!
Fallout 3 by Eileen Harrison! Yup, she made it! She did! She totally will! Interplay will LOVE her!
BUT WHAT IS SWEETER THAN HONEY AND MIGHTIER THAN A LION!?
Jockington!
He dies in Chapter 6 like Samson, I'm sorry guys, but it's true, it's true!, so sad!
It is time for another song to round out this fantastic prediction of 2022! Also the Prime Minister in 2022 will be my child, whoever they may be, they will be a very good prime minister and will legalize Delta Rune love all throughout the commonwealth.
I'm falling in love again.
Messing around with my heart then.
Going around the garden.
I'm falling in love again.
And to that I say amen!
Just to see them again...
I'm being sneaky once more.
To see from afar.
If it'll be a chore or a bore.
I feel like a whore!
I'm falling in love again.
And to that I say amen!
Just to see them again...
There love rules all, like Paul said it would.
It runs through you, it runs through them.
There love awaits all, like The Angel wanted it to.
It waits for you, it waits for them...
I'm falling in love again.
Messing around with my heart then.
Going around the garden.
I'm falling in love again.
And to that I say amen!
Just to see them again...
I'm once again wasting my life.
Once again adding some trife.
I'm falling in love again.
And to that I say amen!
Just to see them again...
There love rules all, like Paul said it would.
It runs through you, it runs through them.
There love awaits all, like The Angel wanted it to.
It waits for you, it waits for them...
Oh, mon amor!
Che tu non debba mai più parlare francese!
There love rules all, like Paul said it would.
It runs through you, it runs through them.
There love awaits all, like The Angel wanted it to.
It waits for you, it waits for them...
There love rules all, like Paul said it would.
It runs through you, it runs through them.
There love awaits all, like The Angel wanted it to.
It waits for you, it waits for them...
There love rules all, like Paul said it would.
It runs through you, it runs through them.
There love awaits all, like The Angel wanted it to.
It waits for you, it waits for them...
This song was brought to you by the lazy songwriters assoication, I can do better than this, but I just don't care.
What the fuck is this entry, lmao???? :3
I can't wait for people to read this in 20 years and see how wrong I was. I mean, I didn't even mention the bosses by name! Ok, tbf, I wouldn't mention them by name anyway.
There won't be a "Delta Rune" fandom. Maybe there will be, but I don't think it will be this stupid.
It will be stupider, they'll probably debate on if Lucifer's hair is proof that the game is some sort of meta commentary about lesbian culture.
In All Honesty, if in the future, there are genuinely that many people who like my silly little dream game...
If there are that many people who are moved by this thing, this idea that popped into my head from dreams that no human should have...
Then I've done my job.
To future Elly: If there are Delta Rune fans in 2022, tell them you love them all very much, thank them for everything, they are your children, even if you have children by then, they're your children too! You're like one very big mother now that I think about it...
God save the Delta Rune fans!
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