First and foremost, I am Lonnie Kris Wellington, I am a very important person to the writer of these entries, and it is because of how important they were to me that I made this website. It's one of my many ways to pay tribute to them.
The author of this diary or writer or whatever doesn't use contractions, they write similarly to how a certain goat mother she may or may not have had something to do with would speak, it must be noted that the usage of contractions do exist in entries from before 2002, you may also notice more usage of internet lingo from the time being used in these early entries, later entries are, perhaps, more "mature" than these early ones.
It must also be noted that contractions may be used on some post-2002 entries by mistake, this is my own fault as I'm the one who's typing these entries from their handwritten counterparts into a .txt. file later to be used on HTML code, meaning oversights of some contractions are bound to occur, these will be fixed, usually.
Lastly, quotes that use contractions are correct and accurate, this is because the author writes the quotes as they were said.
Though they tend to use British English, many entries from past 2002 will mix British English with American English.
"Bonnie", "Ellie" (sometimes spelled "Elly") and on some occasions "Silly Lady" or even "The Holiday Girl" are all nicknames of the writer/author of these entries, Eleanor Wellington.
"Ronnie", "Sillier Dad" and on some occasions "Rivers" and even "Mr. Well-in-ton" are all nicknames (and in the case of Rivers, a middle name) of the writer/author's father, Ronald Wellington.
"Reggie", "Uncle Reggie", "Badass Reginald", "Crazy Reggie" and on some occasions, "Reginald the Madlad" are all nicknames of the writer/author's paternal uncle, Reginald Wellington.
"Rafi" (also spelled, "Raphi"), "Uncle Rafi", "Imported Rafi" and on some occasions "Uncle Imported Goods" are all nicknames of the writer/author's late paternal uncle, Raphael Wellington, who died before this specific diary was first written in early 2001, dying in 1996 due to complications related to respiratory failure.
"Robbie", "Granddad", "Grumpy Granddad" "Gramps", and on some occasions "Old Lunatic Gramps" are all nicknames of the writer/author's paternal grandfather, Robert Wellington.
"Mary" (though technically not a nickname but rather just the English version of her middle name), "Silly Mommy", "Grumpy Mommy" and on rare occasions "Queen Elizabeth" and "Mother Mary" are all nicknames of the writer/author's mother, Elizabeth Maria Wellington.
"LonKris" and "Kris" , "Krissy", "Gremlin" and "Lonnie" are all names and nicknames of Lonnie Kris Wellington, who is the person writing this and a very important person to the writer of the entries.
"Susie" is the nickname of the writer's girlfriend, Eileen, occasionally, the writer may use Eileen instead of Susie, so keep an eye out.